Idiot Runner

Idiot Runner

Idiot Runner  //  I [used to] smoke. I drink too much. And now, I'm going to run too much. Or try, at least.

In May of 2010 I couldn't run a mile. In November in New York I ran 26 of them.

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Mar 17 / 8:29am

New York City Half Marathon 2012: The Game Plan

I've not been running much lately. Injured again, blah blah, and frankly kinda lazy. I've not been entirely off the wagon like last year, instead I've been running shorter distances, and focusing on some core stuff that the doc told me I needed to do to help my back.

My longest run this year is nine miles, a few weeks ago. I haven't run at all in 10 days, although the last time I ran it was excellent: six quick miles (7.40 pace) topped off with one very quick mile (6.40 pace).  So I know I'm in modrerate shape, what I'm not sure about is the endurance. Still, 13.1 isn't that much more than 7, right?

So my plan for tomorrow is to head out at 8 minute pace and see how I get on. If I were able to keep that up for the full 13.1 that would be a significant PR for me (my half PR is 1.50.10, at my debut half, the Bronx in 2010.)  If I can keep up 8 minute pace I'll come in around 1.44 or so. A tall order given my lame (non existant) training, but what the heck... better to have a goal and miss it than to not have one at all, huh?

Oh, and seen as it's St Patrick's day, here's a photo of me wearing my ridiculous Ireland outfit at Coogan's a couple of weeks ago!

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Have fun tomorrow everyone, and see you out there!

Jan 20 / 8:23am

Hey New York Area Runners: Need a Chiropractor?

I've always been suspicious of chiropractors. Any profession that claims to have cured blindness is a bit shady, let's be honest. I'm not into Voodoo.

Then, about 10 days ago and after about six weeks of nagging back pain, I polled my facebook friends, and decided to give one a go. The pain had gotten to the point where my sleep was being interrupted and things weren't getting better, so I figured I had nothing to lose.

I did some research, and settled on a doc who was close to my office: on Lex and 32nd. She had glowing reviews on Yelp, and was clearly used to taking care of runners.

My skepticism disappeared on my first visit: she smartly and precisely diagnosed what was going on and explained complex physiological stuff about my muscles and tendons in a clear and easy to understand manner, even to an idiot like myself.

Oh, and three visits later my back is better than it has been in months. Smart treatment from her + a bunch of stretches have helped a boatload. Literally life changing.

So, New York area runners. If you're having back trouble, or in the market for a chiropractor who gets running and runners (she has so many patients that run that she cheers the NYC Half and NYC Marathon 'cos they're all taking part), I recommend Dr Moran very highly indeed. She won't cure your blindness (or even claim to), but she's very good with backs.

Here's her info + some other reviews: http://www.yelp.com/biz/lexington-avenue-chiropractic-and-nutrition-new-york

And her site: http://www.lac-n.com/

Filed under  //  fitness   half marathon   health   ing marathon   ing new york marathon   marathon   running  
Dec 9 / 7:10pm

Xmas Day Holiday Marathon Permit Denied: You Can Help!

A few weeks ago I ventured up to run in the Bronx for the first time for the Thanksgiving Holiday Marathon, one of the free races put on by the Holiday Marathon people. They do a 10k, half marathon and a full (I ran the 10k).

I had a great time: a bunch of like minded people, a free race (that's right, free), and best of all a beautiful run through stunning Van Cortlandt Park. That race was my first ever run up there, and anyone who knows me knows that I haven't shut up about how amazing the park is. I just can't get over the fact that we have such beautiful wild trails at the end of the subway line. Stunning.

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Unfortunately. the folks who organize the marathon found out this week that NYC Parks have denied them their permit for the Christmas Day Marathon. A crying shame, and a frankly baffling decision. The organizers have found an alternate location for the Xmas day race, a little way up the road in Westchester, but I really believe that the NY Parks dept should be pulling out all the stops to make events like this happen.

Just seems like a no brainer, doens't it? Keeping the residents of The Bronx fit and healthy, and promoting the stunning natural beauty of the park to people like me who travelled up from Manhattan to run there, to spend time in the Bronx, and to spend my money up there. Not to mention all the good press for the park and borough.

So, I have a favor to ask you. If, like me, you support what these guys are doing, then please take a moment to send Adrian Benape, the Parks Commissioner, a short, polite note asking him to reconsider. Do please be polite, but express your disappointment, and voice your support.

You can reach him here: http://www.nyc.gov/html/mail/html/maildpr.html

Cheers, and let me know in the comments if you agree with me :)

 

Nov 19 / 1:47pm

Minimalist running? Not exactly, no.

Tomorrow's 2011 Philadelphia Marathon is the first marathon I've ever travelled for (my previous two were both NYC, my home city). As such, this is the first time I have ever had to pack up everything I need for the race: the last two times it was all in my apartment in manhattan.

I set everything up at the foot of my bed when I arrived at the hotel, and was a little taken aback by quite how much stuff there was. Here's a pic:

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My Philadelphia Marathon inventory, in no particular order:

  • Shorts (x2, both small)
  • Long sleeve shirt (x2)
  • Singlet (x1)
  • Socks (one for each foot)
  • Shoes (ditto)
  • Compression socks (one for each leg)
  • Garmin
  • Garmin Foot Pod (no clue why I own this)
  • Garmin Charger (now this I *do* know why I own)
  • iPod + Headphones (for Katy Perry)
  • Sunglasses (for Lookin' fly)
  • Fuel Belt
  • Gu (x6)
  • Salt packets (delicious after 17 miles or so)
  • Body Glide (Nice catch Becky!)
  • Band aids (critical nip protection)
  • The Stick for post marathon relief (thanks Bex!)

I also went to the dollar store and bought gloves and a SWEET leopard print blanket for the cold tomorrow. No pics of that yet, it's too special. Tomorow tho, oh yes.

That really is a lot of stuff to help me run for a few hours tomorow.

Ridiculous, no?

 

Nov 19 / 8:16am

Want to Track me in Philly 2011?

Easy peasy.

I've set it up so that it auto tweets from my http://www.twitter.com/idiotrunner.com account, so there should be updates posted automatically there. Hopefully it works a bit better than the NYCM one.

If you want to track it yourself, search for me (Kai MacMahon), here: http://www.xacte.com/templates/philmar/

Then you can select SMS, Email, Twitter or Facbeook updates.

Look, here's me looking a bit gormless at 30th street station this morning. I tried to find a sign that said 'Philadelphia' so everyone believed me, but there were none to be found, so this will have to do:

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Anyhow, the race starts at 7am, and I'll be running about 4 hour pace, or hopefully a little quicker. My plan is to run the first half at around 8.45 minute miles, and decide at the half way point whether I'm feeling up to pushing it or not. I'd be happy to break four hours again, and absolutely thrilled if I got anywhere near my NYCM PR of 3.48.

I'll be wearing my Ireland singlet, and my tiny, tiny black Nike shorts.

Two marathons in two weeks? Why not.

It's on. Like Donkey Kong.

Posted from Philadelphia, PA

Nov 16 / 8:23pm

Excuses For Not Running

When I'm not feeling it, I am really good at finding reasons to not run. Like really, really good.  I have postponed or cancelled runs for the following reasons:

  • It's too hot.
  • It's too cold.
  • It's raining.
  • It's snowing.
  • It's windy.
  • I'm too tired.
  • I'm too busy.
  • I don't feel like it.
  • The game is on.
  • The game is about to start.
  • The game is nearing its epic climax, and I'd be sad if I missed it.
  • An important email just came in.
  • I have to send an important email.
  • I don't have any clean socks.
  • I can't find my garmin.
  • I can't find my keys.
  • I can't find my shoes.
  • There's something shiny over here.
  • I don't have anyone to run with.
  • My legs hurt.
  • That cookie looks nice.
  • I ran yesterday.
  • I'm running tomorrow.
  • I'm tired (boo hoo).
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Basically, there is pretty much no reason that I won't use as an excuse to not get out there.  But without exception, when I force myself I'm glad that I did.

What about you?

Let me know your best excuses in the comments! Oh, and stop making them and get out there and run :)
Nov 14 / 6:47pm

Philadelphia Marathon 2011: Race Strategy (oh yea, I'm running Philly)

35 Years to marathon #1.

14 Days to #2 & #3.

Six months ago when I was thinking about running a fall marathon, I registered for Philly. A month or so later NYRR offered me a bib for the NYC marathon, to run as their guest. Obviously enough I took the NYC bib, and ended up really surprising myself by running a great race. Since NYC I've had this nagging thought.... it would be a shame to let my Philly bib go to waste, wouldn't it? I mean it's paid for, and I proved to myself on November 6th that I'm in decent shape.

So it's decided.... I'm running the Philadelphia Marathon next Sunday, November 20th. I'm going to pretend that NYC was my last long training run. I've dropped my miles down super, super low since last Sunday, and am going to head to Philly to see what I can do.

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My race strategy is as follows:  first half of the race I'm going to run at my NYC average pace (8.45 or so), then at the half way point I'm going to see how I feel. If the legs are feeling up to it, I'll keep it up and maybe even see if I can take another little bit of my NYC PR. If they're not, I'll just go easy and enjoy myself.

Silly? Yes.

But hey, why not, eh?
Nov 8 / 4:17pm

My Perfect Day: New York City Marathon, 2011

I went into this year's marathon with very low expectations of myself. My training had been pretty rocky, and I again had a couple of niggly injuries. Nothing serious, but certainly a less than pefect build up.  I took the pressure off by not setting any sort of time goal other than aiming to run negative splits (the second half of the race quicker than the first).  Last year I lost a bunch of time from mile 20 onwards, something that is very common for first time marathoners, so this year I was going to be happy with myself if I managed to improve on that.

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My alarm went off at 5am, and I headed down to the bottom of manhattan to grab the SI ferry:

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Last year my mom came over from Europe to watch me, but as she wasn't able to come this year, I decided to run in Irish shorts in her honor. Very special shorts indeed.... 'short' being the operative word. What you can't see in this shot is that the slits on the side go up about four inches.... borderline indecent.

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I got to Ford Wadsworth nice and early Sunday morning, and found a quiet corner to get ready. I used the time before the race to think about the last time I was in Staten Island, for the SI Half. That day I ran step by step with my friend Lauren, and absolutely loved every minute of it. If I could some anywhere close to that feeling on marathon sunday, I would be more than happy!

An hour of Rage Against The Machine at full volume got me nicely pumped, and when the gun went off I was as cool, calm and collected as I've ever been at the start of a race. The difference a year makes is just incredible: I felt like an old hand.

The first few miles just flew by: before I knew it I was eight miles in and feeling fresh as a daisy. I bumped into a few BK friends along the way (Steve & Judy, Antony, Bari) and missed a few others in the crowds (Felicia, Alison). In any case, I hadn't really been paying much attention to my splits, but a little bit of on the fly math told me that I was making really good time. Half marathon PR time, actually. I got a little anxious about going out too quickly and blowing up, but at around mile 10 I remember making a concious decision to listen to my body over my garmin, meaning that as I continued to feel pretty comfortable, I should keep on trucking instead of trying to hold myself back.

I hit the 13.1 mark in 1.50, quicker than my fastest ever half, the Bronx last year, and almost eight minutes quicker than my fastest half this year. I was feeling great.

Katy Perry's Last Friday Night  (don't judge) took me over the bridge and into a strangely subdued Manhattan. It was weird, but the famous 'wall of noise' that's supposed to hit you just didn't appear for me this year. Odd.

In true ADD style, I made myself a little list of all the folks I was going to try and say hi to on the course. First ave was Nicole and Allison, both of whom I missed, and Veronica and Michel, who were waiting at 71st for me with a banana, some Gu and some salt. Bless them!

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Heading on up 1st avenue, I had the lovely surprise of bumping into Rossanna in East Harlem, who totally surprised me with an awesome sign! Still can't quite believe that I spotted her, given all the madness!

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My legs were still feeling great at this point, and though I was a little surprised, I definitely wasn't complaining as I powered into the Bronx. I made a point of giving the VCTC folks a shout out as I passed them, and they errupted with an extraordinary explosion of noise, it was absolutely awesome. I also spotted an Irish flag on the far other side of the road, probably 200 feet to the right of me. Of course I veered all the way over there to give them a high five, then instantly regretted it as my legs started to burn a little. Still, it made their day so I'm glad I did it really :)

Coming down 5th avenue was the first time I started to feel a little tired (maybe 'cos of the high five?), but I dealt with it by breaking the last 6 miles into smaller and smaller distances. First a 10k, then a 4 mile, a 5k, then a couple of miles. It really helped, as did bumping into Mark and Leah with about 4 miles to go, around 125th street. A quick stop 'n chat, and I was off again.

By now I was pretty certain that I was going to get a PR, barring something awful happening in the last few miles. I was way, way ahead of my pace from last year, and still feeling pretty good. At the same spot last year I was feeling truly awful... the difference was pretty incredible.

I crossed the finish line in 3.48, an improvement of 28 minutes over last year. I set a 13.1 PR and a 26.2 PR in the same race. Seconds after crossing the emotion of it all hit me like a truck, and I burst into tears. Once I'd got my stuff, the first thing I did was call my mom back home in Europe. More tears, obviously :)

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It goes without saying that I am very, very happy with how the race went. Pretty much the perfect day as far as I'm concerned: consistant splits, two PRs and I felt good pretty much throughout. Most importantly though, I way exceeded my expectations. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would run a 3.48 without training my ass off. It gives me hope that 3.30 is within reach, and that a BQ isn't out of the question.

The consistency of my pace throughout is almost more satisfying to me than the PR:

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Afterwards I headed over to celebrate with the awesome Hash House Harriers and the Team Sasquatch crews on the east side. In the process I rescued a lost Irish runner who had not managed to meet up with his wife after finishing the race, and was stuck on the West side, phoneless and rather irritated. What are the chances that the guy I randomly offered help to was from Dublin? Life is too strange! sometimes.

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I'm so excited to be running again. This event is just incredible, as are the two million people of New York City who line the streets in support. Brooklyn deserves a special shout out too: absolutely incredible, again. By far the most enthusiastic borough. Brooklyn Loves You indeed!

Just an absolutely perfect day.

 

Posted from New York, NY

Nov 5 / 12:32pm

2011 NYCM Race Strategy

Last year was my frst NYC Marathon. Didn't really know what to expect, and honestly don't remember a good deal of the race. This year is going to be different:  I know what's coming round the corner at each point, and I have a better idea of how I'm going to tackle the race. My training (again) hasn't really been that up to par, but regardless I'm feeling pretty good, and ready to give it a bloody good shot.


Tomorrow's race strategy is really pretty simple:  I'm going to run 9 minute miles for the first half, then see how I feel. Hopefully I'll be in good shape at that point and be able to ratchet things up a little for the second half, but I'm really going to play it by ear.

I start at 9.40, so that means that I should be over the start line by 10am.

Very rough estimate of where I'll be and when:
  • 5 mile marker by 10.45am
  • 10 mile marker by 11.30am
  • 15 mile marker by  12.15pm
  • 20 mile marker by 1pm
And after that... who knows? Haha :)

The above is only a very rough guide. I may end up feeling great and pushing through harder, or I might feel the effects of the dodgy training and ease up. Either way I'm going to have a blast

If you want to track me online, this is my bib #:
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I'll try to run down the left hand side of the road, wherever possible. I'll be wearing extremely bright Ireland flag shorts, and a grey tee-shirt! I'm undecided about the Ireland singlet at this point, so don't look for that.  The shorts are visible from space though, so if you're trying to find me you should be good. Oh, and my actual name is Kai (but 'idiot' works fine. Make sure it's me though!).
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Let me know in the comments if you're going to be watching tomorrow, and where! I'll do my best to say hi as I pass, but bear in mind that I might be suffering a little bit, haha!

Most of all everyone, have fun tomorrow! I know I will :)

 

Nov 1 / 7:05pm

The Good, The Bad & The Ugly: Inaugural Rock 'n' Roll 10K, Prospect Park, Brooklyn

 

 

Rock 'n' Roll races need no introduction. They market themselves as brash, sexy & fun. Bands every few miles, nice shiny medals, and a real emphasis on the fun side of running, They’re nothing if not unique.  This past weekend marked the inaugural Rock 'n' Roll New York 10k in Brooklyn's Prospect Park, and yours truly got up at an unearthly hour to get down to the start line for the somewhat cruel 7.30am start.

 

Despite the 5am alarm call, it was really good fun to travel to another borough for a race, though it was somewhat odd to ignore Central Park, where I generally race. The subways were doing their usual weekend thing, so I banded together with some other folks and shared a car service over to the BK. New York from a car at 5am in the morning is actually rather pleasant.  The view of the sun coming up as we crossed the bridge into Brooklyn particularly so... not something you get to see very often!

 

 

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Team Manhattan Take Brooklyn!

Once we arrived at the park, the first signs of something not being quite right: there was a total and utter lack of signage outside the park. Literally nothing at all.... it was sort of eerie, though after a little while we managed to get to where we needed tobe.  This is where the real fun started... the bib pickup line must have been three hundred strong, and moving at an absolute snail's pace as they handed out bibs one by one. Truly awful. We heard reports of a similar lack of organization the day before when people went to pick up at a NY running store.

 

Once I'd picked up my bib, it was time to leave the hundreds of folks still waiting to get theirs, and go drop my bag at the bag check. At the very other end of the corals, probably half a mile or so away. Definitely didn't feel like it had been thought through all that well, I have to say. The staff there were aggressively telling everyone that the bag check was about to close, meaning that the many folks who were still waiting in the bib line were sadly out of luck. One bizarre (rock and roll) highlight at the bag check was this guy, who ran the whole race in underwear and sunglasses. Note the belt for Gu: he thought it all through, clearly.

 

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Rock 'n Roll, innit?

 

I ran the first mile or so with my buddy Steven. Steven is quicker than me, so this was somewhat of a mistake on my part. At the mile marker I eased up a little and focused on taking the rest of the race at my own pace. The end result worked out pretty well for me: a new PR by over two minutes, and I think that with a little more discipline (read not sprinting off the start line), I could most likely do a little better even than that.

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Steve and I looking washed out and a bit scary :)

The course itself was pretty quiet: two laps of beautiful Prospect Park.  There were Djs set up every few miles, but other than that it really was pretty barren. And the bag check after the race was an absolute shambles: bags were just strewn around the floor, with cold and tired runners scrabbling around trying to find theirs, and not nearly enough man power in place to help people get their bags, or to prevent theft. The tee shirt line is worth a mention, also. Who wants to stand in a line of hundreds of people after racing 6 miles? not me, so no tee shirt for this runner.

 

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That is the tee shirt line after the race. Seriously?

In summary, the inaugural Rock 'n' Roll New York race was a good idea, poorly executed. For the money (I paid $55, with a $10 discount), and given the stature of the organization behind it, I would have expected a lot more.

 

I'm stoked to have a PR, and it was fun to race in Prospect Park for a change, but Competitor will need to seriously up their game if they want to impress in the Big Apple.


Posted from NY